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The ongoing saga between the Phoenix Coyotes and Kyle Turris has finally ended.

Turris was traded to the Ottawa Senators for David Rundblad and a second-round pick in 2012.

Also, Mike Milbury was charged with assaulting a twelve-year-old youth hockey player in Massachusetts yesterday.

What the everloving hell? Is this a very early April Fools joke? While we're not really that shocked that he goes and does this, we also kinda are surprised that he beat up a kid. [insert shoe beatdown joke here].