This Is What Happens When You Skip Breakfast

YOU'RE BENCHED!



To be fair, Seguin also missed an all important team meeting which caused his benching for the game between the Bruins and the Jets.



- Henrik Karlsson will be out of the Flames lineup for 6-8 weeks with an MCL tear.


- Mark Fistric was suspended three games for his hit on Nino Niederreiter.


- The Stars are busy, busy, busy as they traded Krys Barch to the Florida Panthers for Jake Hauswirth. Plus, some picks in 2012.


- David Booth is out for the Canucks with a sprained MCL. He will miss about 4 to 6 weeks. Kevin Porter will have a hearing with Shanaban about this hit.


- The Penguins are keeping Sidney Crosby out for the next two games as a precaution after taking a few hard hits the last few games. It's just a precaution so calm yo tits, beetches.

Seriously, you would think there was some kind of conspiracy with how everyone's overreacting about the news. It's a concussion, he needs some rest. End of story.